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somecunttookmyurl:

The Turin papyrus got flagged and I never even got to appeal it so @staff @support are now censoring historical artifacts under the female-presenting-nipples ban.

questions-within-questions:
“ xenothral:
“ yo-its-matt:
“ muffinsandmatriarchy:
“ salparadisewasright:
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The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release...

questions-within-questions:

xenothral:

yo-its-matt:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

salparadisewasright:

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The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

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420 bonk it

(Source: humansoflatecapitalism)

darkwingsnark:

polerin:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

BRUH

Woah.

“And that’s why I have job security”
Well played.

nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

“Not all men”

mjwatson:

prince-diana-prince:

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.

(Source: zendayacs)

Anxiety is like that feeling you get when you read a headline that starts by listing Ruth Bader Ginsburg and her age, but then it turns out it is an uplifting piece about her love for botany.